Assignment 3 – Unsatisfying Jam Sessions

I managed to smash a few piano keys to put together this piano improvisation. The original piano sound was very boring and uninterested. So I decided to throw my piano into a metal box. Here’s how it should sound like… if I’m playing the piano in a metal box!

The metal box is not interesting enough. because I want the whole building to hear me. So I played in the stairwell.

Hm…. the elevator started to going up and down…

Actually, I want to play the piano in a flushing toilet because it should sound greater. I love toilet!

Piano is too boring. I want a VIBRAPHONE instead!!!!!!!!

The vibraphone sounds GREAT!!!!!! I ended up flanging the sound around using an LFO, and made this trippy wobbly vibraphone version of my piano improvisation. Enjoy!!!!!!!

IRs:


Metal Box IR was created by putting the mic in a metal box, and hitting the box with a drum stick very hard.
Stairwell IR was created by dropping the extraordinarily heavy computer music tutorial book a whole floor.
ElevatorStairwell IR was created by dropping the extraordinarily heavy computer music tutorial book a whole floor while the elevator right next to the stairwell is moving.
Toilet Flush IR was created by flushing a toilet.
vibraphone IR was a recording of me playing vibraphone.

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