I used the pfft object to add cool effects to an audio file based on a note clicked on the kslider. I then used the this tutorial as a template to create visuals for the audio.

Here is a link to view my video describing the project in box.

Here is my gist:

I managed to smash a few piano keys to put together this piano improvisation. The original piano sound was very boring and uninterested. So I decided to throw my piano into a metal box. Here’s how it should sound like… if I’m playing the piano in a metal box!

The metal box is not interesting enough. because I want the whole building to hear me. So I played in the stairwell.

Hm…. the elevator started to going up and down…

Actually, I want to play the piano in a flushing toilet because it should sound greater. I love toilet!

Piano is too boring. I want a VIBRAPHONE instead!!!!!!!!

The vibraphone sounds GREAT!!!!!! I ended up flanging the sound around using an LFO, and made this trippy wobbly vibraphone version of my piano improvisation. Enjoy!!!!!!!

IRs:

Metal Box IR was created by putting the mic in a metal box, and hitting the box with a drum stick very hard.
Stairwell IR was created by dropping the extraordinarily heavy computer music tutorial book a whole floor.
ElevatorStairwell IR was created by dropping the extraordinarily heavy computer music tutorial book a whole floor while the elevator right next to the stairwell is moving.
Toilet Flush IR was created by flushing a toilet.
vibraphone IR was a recording of me playing vibraphone.

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Gotta love those zany ladies from Miami! They’re fun, they’re flirty, you might even call them golden.

But what if those same Golden Girls were right in your own back yard – in baker hall!

(This was made by recording myself throwing a large book at the ground at the end of baker hall as my impulse – see below. Gotta love literature!)

Think halls are boring? What if those same ladies were in a stairwell!

(This was made in a similar fashion to the first, but the recorder was at the top of a winding stairwell whereas the book throwing was at the bottom of that stairwell – see below.)

Now for the fun stuff.

Do you love Bojack Horseman? Talk about a cross-over episode!

(This was made by using the Bojack Horseman Theme song as the impulse – see below. I like what the warp sounds at the beginning of the song/impulse did to the song “thank you, thank you, thank you…”  Overall the whole thing swells in a pretty beautiful way.)

More of a Rick and Morty fan? In honor of the season finale last night, thank you for being a… fan.

(This was made by using the Rick and Morty Theme song as the impulse – see below.  The beginning is pretty soft, but the middle is more audible and it is very eerie.)

Here’s a fun lil video that convolved the golden gals’ lovely faces through the bojack video theme song. If there is one thing to learn from this project, it’s that you can never have too much golden girls. Enjoy!