This is what I wish I looked like.
function setup() {
createCanvas(800, 800);
background(250);
}
function draw() {
//German Flag background
fill(0, 0, 0);
rect(0, 0, 800, 800/3); //creates the black portion
fill(218, 41, 28);
rect(0, 800/3, 800, 1600/3); //creates the red portion
fill(255, 205, 0);
rect(0, 1600/3, 800, 800); //creates the yellow portion
//left face line
line(250, 250, 250, 500);
//right face line
line(550, 250, 550, 500);
//hat
strokeWeight(3);
fill(155, 175, 220);
arc(400, 250, 300, 225, PI, 0, CHORD); //creates the hat itself
fill(255, 233, 220);
arc(400, 230, 90, 60, PI, 0, CHORD); //provides the skin color underneath
arc(340, 300, 50, 15); //provides the smaller arc within the hat
//left jawline
line(250, 500, 370, 570);
//right jawline
line(550, 500, 430, 570);
//chin
strokeWeight(2);
arc(400, 570, 60, 20, 0, PI); //physical chin
strokeWeight(0);
rect(250, 250, 300, 250); //the following chin commands are all to color that portion of the face
fill(255, 233, 220);
rect(370, 470, 60, 100);
triangle(250, 500, 370, 500, 370, 570);
triangle(550, 500, 430, 570, 430, 500);
strokeWeight(1);
//eyebrows
strokeWeight(4);
fill(0, 0, 0);
quad(370, 280, 370, 290, 300, 295, 305, 285); //left eyebrow
strokeWeight(5);
noFill();
arc(460, 290, 55, 30, PI, 0); //right eyebrow
//nose
fill(255, 233, 220);
strokeWeight(3);
arc(400, 395, 30, 25, 0, PI);
arc(385, 395, 15, 15, 1/2*PI, 3/2*PI); //left nostril
arc(415, 395, 15, 15, 3/2*PI, 1/2*PI); //right nostril
//mouth
fill(250, 250, 250);
arc(400, 450, 100, 100, 0, PI, CHORD);
//eyes
ellipse(340, 310, 50, 25); //left eye
ellipse(460, 310, 50, 25); //right eye
fill(100, 41, 19);
ellipse(340, 310, 30, 25); //left iris
ellipse(460, 310, 30, 25); //right iris
fill(0, 0, 0);
circle(340, 310, 15); //left pupil
circle(460, 310, 15); //right pupil
}